The Story Behind The Wreckage

A number of things contributed the the formation of our destruction testing... It all started after my lovely girlfriend Emily gave me her old phone which was an upgrade from my old one, I then had a spare phone which I gave to my good friend Tetsuo-Ono. He had lost the charger for his old phone and it was already pretty busted so we decided to wreck it further. This combined with the faulty goods I got from Pound World gave birth to the Destruction test. Seeing as Emily, Tetsuo and myself all had roots in the formation of it, it was a natural decision to bring us all together for the purposes of science! (We do still go with the guise that this is a highly scientific experiment and not just a way of killing time on some idle Wednesdays.) After some brainstorming of methods we got planning where to acquire the certain needed materials. Paul was only included because of his crossbow and the fact that he was the only person who had a camera on the day that worked. (We later found out... It didn't work.) Paul was dropped from the Destruction Team due to his inability to not be a moron for more than twenty seconds and his unreliable ways. Amy was added to the Destruction Team for simple reasons, like Paul hated Amy at the time. Amy probably wouldn't be doing many if any experiments due to like of time and general unwillingness to be around the rather dangerous area that surrounds me and Tetsuo.

In the near/distant future and depending on how well the original Destruction Test goes there may be a sequel to our little escapades.